Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Your Personality Profile

You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.
Your Hidden Talent

You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!

Monday, September 26, 2005

The Aquarian Man

Got this from my bro, Heday:

AQUARIUS MAN

Hot-hearted man who likes to do thing his way. He can suddenly decide to do something without thinking of it's outcome. He is the type of guy with an inside energizer, so if you fall in love with this type of guy be "patient", even if you have to follow him a bit. His creative mind could create fantastic idea any time. If you do not understand or can not follow him, you won't be with him for long.A man in this Zodiac will less likely to have a pale skin, and if he has a scar, it would be on his face or on his head. He moves very fast and very energetic, and he has a very self confident in himself. He is not the type to sit down and feel sorry or regret anything for long, especially with "Love". He loves justice. He dares to show his opinion or even argue about cert ain subject even he knows it might bring him problems. A straight forward type of guy.He hardly lies except if he think it is necessary and he is not a good liar anyway. He will not lie to you about serious matter, but if he lie he will lie only a small little thing. He is gifted with the ability to be a very social person. He could talk even about subject that he has no knowledge of. He interests only at the present time and look at the world positively. Many times he feels hurt because of reality, but he will not run away and he will overcome that difficulty.Even he is a high and self confident type and center his own thought as a main focus, but at the same time he is a kind, cute and polite guy. He certainly is not a mean person. He likes to help people who are in troubles even he is not asked to. He is the type who feels sorry if you remember bad things he said to you that he had already forgotten,but you did not. Belief him that he is very sorry and give him another chance.Once he decides to do something, he will put all his mind and energy in it either in his "Work", or "Love". He is the type who gamble anything in the casino, so do not even take him there. He does not like pessimistic, low energy, and depress person, especially no brain. Strangely he like to overpowered this type of people to assure that he is more superior.He like to be the first person to do something. You can see sparkling in his eyes, once he meet a new target or new lover. Once he is in love, he will act as if he never has love like this before. This minute he could be real sugar sweet, and later he could also be an icy cold, but do not blame him for that will only chase him away. He could fall in love again with another girl and act again like he never has this kind of love before.He could really love someone, but not a heart broken type for he thinks love is "excitement" and "Love goes on".If you date this kind of guy, do not or avoid showing your face to him with face pack, face mask, always be presentable, nice and cute. If he is quiet not because he is shy, but he is only quietly thinking. If you have a chance to ask his X-girlfriend, she will tell you that he is not a shy or quiet type. If he is really and truly in love with you, he will never lie to you at all. How do you know if he loves you, bet on your faith! Love him and treat him steadily and do not try to find anything to argue with him, he will be with you for sure.If you are his lover or girlfriend and need to tell him something, go and say it out loud and straight forward because he hate long boring story. He hate to play games, chasing for love or being chased, so let him call you first. He likes a confident woman who also a good follower. If he gets mad at you, let him be for only a short time he wil l be normal again. You have to like and be able to get along with his friends, but he does not have to do so with all your friends.Don't ever think you could make him jealous by flirting with other man, he will just leave instead of making a scene because he is a confident man and has to be the first in everything.

To me this is quite true. Especially those which I have highlighted… Nyeh heh!!

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

What is the deal here?



Got this mail today:

Hi Mahadi!

Sharini here! How have you been? Just to inform you, I also have a blog page (so backdated right, me? i know).
So check it out at smile-with-me.blogspot.com
Where are you working now?


Hei Nini dear. Yes. You are backdated alright. But better late than never. Anyway, I just made a shocking discovery. Jacob has converted to a girl. Regarding to ur qn… I am working with VidEzy now. Sorry I couldn’t reply through mails. Somehow, there seems to be something wrong with your mail box.

Moving on, I would just like to share with you one tip about cooking:

DON’T COOK WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING SLEEPY


Yes. Monday was my mum’s birthday. Therefore, I planned to cook for her an egg caramel after I knocked off from work at 2300hrs. Turned out, I fell asleep but Adik Maman has managed to wake me up at ard 3++ close to 4.

Dazed, I started working on my egg caramel. Two hours after that, I went to check my egg caramel and to my dismay, it didn’t turn out as it usually did. This time, the egg caramel did not expand upwards. I thought maybe I just cool it down, of course hidden from my mum, for a while and maybe some fairy god mother might just sprinkle some miracle and make it expand upwards. When Adik woke me up at 10++ I went ov3er and was disappointed at the outcome. I tried tasting it. It tasted salty. Wait! It is not supposed to be salty!

I believed I have just added salt instead if sugar into the whole freaking egg caramel. Congratulations.

But that is not the moist heart wrenching discovery for the day. Yes. I have first of all discovered that mum has moved the salt next to sugar. And it has always been like that for one whole freaking week. I didn’t notice it because I don’t use sugar to make my coffee. I use sweetener instead.

I broke down. No. Not because I have failed to make an egg caramel. It’s just that I guess she was right. she has every right to be mad at me. I have spent so much time out of house that I seem not to care about what has been going on in the house. It’s like I don’t treat my house as home anymore. I didn’t even realise simple things such as arrangements of salt and sugar.

Yes. True enough I did talk to my brothers when I got home. But do I really even know of their latest developments? I guess not. Yes. I am that useless now. Heck, I didn’t even know that my mum got acquainted to the cakes of Secret Recipes!

Sigh. Talk about no longer knowing your family eh? And they always feature this scenario to be only applicable to those high flying corporate people. I am not a corporate people and definitely am far from being high flying. But somehow, it happened.

Sigh. So after the whole failure, I thought I needed to get her something. And I got her a slice of Cappuccino Cheesecake, her favourite. Yes. At the moment, I can only afford a slice for her. Thanks Cik Maz for the big tip!!!!

Final words: Happy Birthday Mom!

p.s: You should have seen the beam on my mum’s face. I bet she didn’t expect this esp[ecially since we were going through rough time at the moment.

p.s: Don’t worry girl. He will come running back to you. Even though I didn’t, it doesn’t mean that he won’t. It just means that I have less tolerance.

Monday, September 19, 2005

Did I tell you



…what I wore on both Saturday and Friday. Yes. Spring cleaning can be so good. Cos I found my kinky G-string. Sigh. Memory. Yes. I got it from my friend, whom I have not seen for ages right now. Shucks!

Wearing a G-string can be kinky, only if of course you shave the hair in the nether region. I have seen people wearing G-string when they have a bush/ forest down in that area and they looked more of seksa (pronounced as sek-sa, which means a sore to the eye) rather than seksi (pronounced as sexy, I’m sure you know what it means).

I don’t know. Maybe it is just me, but I totally feel that G-string is such a booster. Yes. booster in any form, be it ego, confidence or morale. Nope. Sorry Ms Blonde. It does not boost your IQ.

So if you are feeling down and less confident, I suggest you run up to the nearest departmental store and get yourself a G-String, preferable in colours screaming for attention, such as RED.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

And the stage was lit



…spot on to the character in the center stage. Everything was set for Adi’s monologue.

Adi: Monologue. Soliloquy (pronounced as si-lo-lo-ku-eh). What’s the difference? Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck the world. What’s the difference?

Audience 1: One is the fuckee and one is the fucker?

Adi: Shut up! Silence!

Audience: Shhhh…

Adi: (Clears throat and using his soprano’s voice) At first I was afraid. I was petrified.

Audience: About wat?

Adi: Aiyah. Let me tell you ah. Right now at hand… got…

Audience: Got wat?

Adi: (ala the song “Tell Laura I love her”, the starting) Lost stuffs, I and E and most definitely December Production!

Audience 2: I could help..

Adi: And wat’s the price?

Audience 2: Oh come on. We are a family. ( starts singing the big momma’s entrance song in Chicago)

Ask any of the chickies in my pen
They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother.. hen!
I love 'em all and all of them love me
Because the system works
The system called reciprocity...

Got a little motto
Always sees me through
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you.

There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She'll do one for you.

They say that life is tit for tat
And that's the way I live
So, I deserve a lot of tat
For what I've got to give
Don't you know that this hand
Washes that one too
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you!

If you want my gravy
Pepper my ragout
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you

When they pass that basket
Folk contribute to
You put in for Mama
She'll put out for you

The folks atop the ladder
Are the ones the world adores
So boost me up my ladder, Kid
And I'll boost you up yours

Let's all stroke together
Like the Princeton crew
When you're strokin' Mama
Mama's strokin' you

So what's the one conclusion
I can bring this number to?
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you!



Adi: Ah. Fuck You!

Audience: Gasp!!

Adi: Ahh!. With the shit I have gone through, I have all rights to say fuck u and u and u!!

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses, it didnt mean jack
Fuck you, you all, I deserve better

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses it didnt mean jack
Fuck you, you all, I deserve better


Audience 3: So what are you gonna do now?

Adi: You know what?

Audiece 3: I don’t know

Adi: That is not how it is supposed to go!

Audience 3: Then how?

Adi: Check your fucking scripts!

Audience 3: Oh. Okay. So I am supposed to say “ What now brown cow?”
Adi: Now. I can see it. The lights and cameras all set for me. Just me. Basking in glory, without some fat arse overshadowing my limelight or some barely there stone to derail me off my fame. I shall be king!

Director: Oi!! Wrong script lah!! Get off my stage!!

Adi: Well. Like duh. Of course it will be wrong. Cos you’re not in it. Bleah! (takes his bags and stormed off the LT)

p.s: All too familiar isn’t it. But here is a disclaimer. The script above is purely fictional and has nothing to do with any real person living or dead. Enjoy the weekend yo’ all! I definitely will, with a free movie screening. No. make that two. Batman Begins and Fantastic Four.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Let me Give U



…a riddle. Got hand phone but cannot use. Got wallet but got no money. Got a pair of 50 cents but also cannot use. Who am I?

Answer: Urs truly… Adi… Like duh!

Yes. If you still have not known, my outgoing calls have been barred. Yes. You got me right. It is B-A-R-R-E-D, with a big fat B. I am pissed. I just owed them less than $150. It off the line go. Nah beh chee bai!!!

Okay. So that makes last week the worst week. Sucky revelations and death of a beloved one. But I am more determine than ever to make this week a better one.

Let me just get a few things straight. Last week, after the little sketch we did, me and Adik Rahman had to separate ourselves to keep all the props. First of all, I don’t see no volunteers to help us carry the props back. Secondly, if I were to follow the group of you shee shaying; 1. Who is going to pay for me: I’m broke remember? 2. Are there anyone to help carry the props?

See, if you don’t feel like helping or contribute constructive feedback, why don’t you just shut your gap, rather than to speculate unnecessarily.

Am sleepy now. Will continue again… Shucks

Sunday, September 11, 2005

MY gravest mistake



…was to pretend that everything was fine. Everything was smooth. And to put up a strong front in the hope that no one will know of my pain. I bravely put up a smile and even a laugh or two to show that I can get over it. Little did I know that I was never fine.

See, that is a big NO-NO. Cos when the hurt hit you all at one shot, you just feel like dying. I cried in the bus before I could even reach home. I cried at home till I fall asleep. When I woke up, I can’t help but to keep crying. It is an hour before I start work at Video Ezy, I don’t even feel like working. Tomorrow is Medlaw exam, but I just can’t keep my mind clear to even read the notes. It just hurts so much.

And usually when things go bad, or when I am hurting so much, I knew that everything would be okay when I reached home. I knew that there will be arms around me to remind me that everything is gonna be okay. But this time, I no longer have that. And I only have myself to blame.

As strong as I would like to picture myself, I think this time, I collapsed…

Saturday, September 10, 2005





You Are 15% Left Brained, 85% Right Brained



The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.

Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.

If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.

Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.



The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.

Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.

If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.

Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.











You Are 80% Extrovert, 20% Introvert



You are as outgoing as they come

The life of the party, you're friends with everyone

You're a people person, and you are quite the entertainer

You love being around a crowd and acting spontaneously


I read you too



…and all I can say was thank you for the concern. Despite the hurt that I have caused, somehow you still cared for me. And I would also like to say sorry that you didn’t get to hear it from me first hand.

In my mind: What a waste… I rather read about your culinary achievement… hee hee.

But seriously, I just feel that you deserve someone better. Someone who can make you feel secure. Someone who could be there for you every time you need him. *hugz* smile pls?

p.s: Thanks for the concern. But seriously, it’s time for to move on and experience the ocean. I am just a piece of sand. There is lots more to be found in the ocean. Maybe you might just be able to get a pearl. *winks*

It was 1630hrs



…when I received news of your departure. I guess it didn’t really sink in to me; the hurt that is. It only sinks in now. But then again I guess I rather you go then live a torturous live; cancer and then stroke, life can never be more cruel.

I still remember. I was taking my sort of PSLE for my religious class. And one of the tactless ustazah said that she don’t like the way I read. She said I was trying too hard to be some ang mohs and put in some fake accent while reading the quran. I felt depress. You tried to cheer me up later that day when I went for your quran recital class. You gave me encouragement to keep on reading the quran. Because of you I know how to read the quran. I could never thank you enough for that.

9th September 2005, 1600hrs. I hope your roh dicucuri rahmat. Amin.

Friday, September 09, 2005

TSK TSK



…let me tell you something. After the hellacious Tuesday, something else happened. Just to refresh your memory on Tuesday. My other half confessed of affairs behind my back when we are, or rather were, in a relationship. I was shocked, disappointed, not knowing where to turn. So I went to my beloved Adik Rahman for comfort till the wee hours. I think the lyrics would tell more of what happened:

VERSE 1
I SHOULD'VE LEFT IT AT, HOW YA DOIN
I SHOULD'VE LEFT IT AT, I LIKE YOUR MUSIC TOO, AND
I SHOULD'VE NEVER CALLED YOU BACK WHEN YOU PURSUED ME
I SHOULD'VE NEVER GIVEN YOU MY F@?**'N TWO WAY
I SHOULD'VE NEVER LISTENED TO YOUR WOEFUL STORIES
YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER INTIMATED WE WERE LOVERS
WHEN YOU KNOW VERY WELL
WE WOULD ONLY CARE FOR EACH OTHER


CHORUS 1
WHO'S GONNA LOVE YOU WHEN IT ALL FALLS DOWN, AND
WHO'S GONNA LOVE YOU WHEN YOUR BANKROLL RUNS OUT
WHO'S GONNA CARE WHEN THE NOVELTY'S OVER
WHEN THE STAR OF THE SHOW ISN'T YOU ANYMORE
NOBODY CARES WHEN THE TEARS OF A CLOWN
FALL DOWN---
NOBODY CARES WHEN THE TEARS OF A CLOWN
FALL DOWN


VERSE 2
I GOTTA BREAK IT TO YA DELICATELY, DUNNY
TAKIN MY TIME TWENTY MINUTES WASN'T NOTHIN
BUT I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
THAT'S THE WAY I ROLL
CONSEQUENTLY NOW YOUR EGO'S FULLY OVERBLOWN
YOU DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW
THAT YOU'RE JUST A PUPPET SHOW
AND THE LITTLE BOY INSIDE
OFTEN SITS AT HOME ALONE
AND CRIES, CRIES, CRIES, CRIES (BOO HOO….WHO?)


CHORUS 2
WHO'S GONNA LOVE YOU WHEN IT ALL FALLS DOWN, AND
WHO'S GONNA LOVE YOU WHEN YOUR BANKROLL RUNS OUT
(WHEN YOUR BANKROLL RUNS OUT)
WHO'S GONNA CARE WHEN THE NOVELTY'S OVER
WHEN THE STAR OF THE SHOW ISN'T YOU ANYMORE
NOBODY...(NOBODY...)
NOBODY


BRIDGE
YOUR PAIN IS SO DEEP ROOTED
WHAT WILL YOUR LIFE BECOME
SURE YOU HIDE IT
BUT YOU'RE LOST AND LONESOME
STILL JUST A FRAIL SHOOK ONE


CHORUS 3
WHO'S GONNA LOVE YOU WHEN IT ALL FALLS DOWN, AND
(TELL ME WHO'S GONNA LOVE YOU? WHO? I'D LIKE TO KNOW)
WHO'S GONNA LOVE YOU WHEN YOUR BANKROLL RUNS OUT
(IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING)
WHO'S GONNA CARE WHEN THE NOVELTY'S OVER
(WHO-WHO'D STILL BE THERE)
WHEN THE STAR OF THE SHOW ISN'T YOU ANYMORE
(NOBODY, NOBODY, NOBODY OH)
NOBODY CARES WHEN THE TEARS OF A CLOWN (THERE AIN'T NOBODY BABY)
FALL DOWN ----(BULLIES IN THE SCHOOLYARD)

(WHEN THEY FALL THEY FALL HARD)
NOBODY CARES WHEN THE TEARS OF A CLOWN
(YEAH.... SO YOU BETTER THINK TWICE BETTER PLAY NICE)
FALL DOWN (BETTER THINK TWICE BETTER PLAY NICE)

(CAUSE WHO'S GONNA BE THERE)


CHORUS 4
WHO'S GONNA LOVE YOU WHEN IT ALL FALLS DOWN, AND
(WHEN THE JOKES ON YOU)
WHO'S GONNA LOVE YOU WHEN YOUR BANKROLL RUNS OUT
(A MARIONETTE SHOW)
WHO'S GONNA CARE WHEN THE NOVELTY'S OVER
(WHO'S MAKIN YOU MOVE THOUGH)
WHEN THE STAR OF THE SHOW ISN'T YOU ANYMORE
(I KNOW WHAT KILLS YOU SLOW)
NOBODY CARES WHEN THE TEARS OF A CLOWN
(I'M GONNA KEEP YOUR LITTLE SECRET THOUGH, MMMM HMMMM)
FALL DOWN

(AND YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW)
NOBODY CARES WHEN THE TEARS OF A CLOWN
(YOU'RE NO SUPERHERO)
FALL DOWN----
(I GUESS YOUR MAMMA NEVER
TOLD YOU THAT WHAT
GOES AROUND COMES BACK AROUND...POW)

Yes. You shouldn’t have intimated that we are lovers when you know that there is nothing between us and that I had just got out of a bad relationship. I am still the person I am eleven months ago. *Disappointed*

Thursday, September 08, 2005

What i did when i am Bored!



He had it coming
He had it coming
He had it coming all along
I didn’t do it
But if I did it
How could you tell me that I was wrong!

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!


Yes. I sang this song over and over again, playing the DVD over and over again in my store. shucks. Where are all the customers!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Hellacious Tuesday



… should really be bookmarked. 6th of September, that will be 06092005. if buy Toto, surely never come out one, cos the number so suay. Let me tell you what exactly happened.

Wait. Let me first ask you one simple question: What would you do if your other half cheats on you? Wait. Should it be cheats or cheated? Cheated would mean that your other half is no longer doing it. Cheats would mean that your other half is still doing it. Well. I don’t know. But according to my other half, there will not be anymore cheating after this. Anyway, let’s go back to the question: What would you do? Would you continue the relationship and pretended that nothing happened?

Second question: Do you think a confession would make everything go okay? Let’s say your other half slept around, WHILE YOU AND YOUR PARTNER ARE STILL IN A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP. Wait. That sounds wrong. Let me rephrase that: Let’s say your other half slept around, WHILE HE/SHE IS STILL IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU, and then he/she confesses to you and EXPECT YOU TO FORGET ALL ABOUT IT, will you really be able to forget everything, just because he/she confesses to you? Will you be able to forget it, just because he/she did more good for you?

Anyway, if a confession makes everything so forgiveable, here is a note to you: If I were to go out and kill Mr P and that 26 yr old malay bastard whom you slept with, and then I confess it to the court, do you think they will just say: Oh. That’s a courageous act. And by this I am referring to the confession… Do you think they will just let me free because of the confession I made? I think not!

And talking about murdering unfaithful other halves, suddenly this song came to my head, a number from Chicago:

[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
(4X)

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

[VELMA]
I betcha you would have done the same!

[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
(2X)

[LIZ (Spoken)]
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!

[ANNIE (Spoken)]
I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

[JUNE (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!

[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[HUNYAK (Spoken in Hungarian)]
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...

[JUNE (Spoken)]
Yeah, but di you do it?

[HUNYAK]
UH UH, not guilty!

[VELMA]
My sister, Veronica and
I did this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One,two,three,four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show we're down at the hotel Cicero,the three of us,boozin', havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.


[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA]
They had it coming all along
[GIRLS]
They had it coming all along
[VELMA]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
She didn't do it
[VELMA]
But if I done it
[GIRLS]
But if she done it
[VELMA]
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They took a flower
[VELMA]
All along
[GIRLS]
In its prime
[VELMA]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
And then they used it
[VELMA]
But if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[MONA(Spoken)]
I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.

[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
All along
[Group 2]
All along
[Group 1]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 2]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 1]
And they abused us
[Group 2]
And they abused us
[ALL]
How could you tell us that we were wrong?

[Group 1]
He had it coming
[Group 2]
He had it coming
[Group 1]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 2]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 1]
If you'd have been there
[Group 2]
If you'd have been there
[Group 1]
If you'd have seen it
[Group 2]
If you'd have seen it
[ALL]
I betcha you would have done the same!

[LIZ (Spoken)]
You pop that gum one more time!
[ANNIE (spoken)]
Single my ass.
[JUNE (Spoken)]
Ten times!
[HUNYAK (Spoken)]
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
[VELMA (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
[MONA (Spoken)]
Artistic differences.

[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!

I especially like Velma’s part (highlighted in red). Cos I could so relate to it…

Last words, if you are in a relationship, please take note of the following BIG NO-NO in a relationship:

1. Don’t sleep around with others even if you are given consent. It only shows your utter stupidity, and of course how much the relationship means to you as compared to sex!

2. Do not compare your current partner with your previous ones. It only says out one thing: That your current partner is just as good as your old ones. Then my comment is: Go live in the past!! There is a reason why it did not work out, and you comparing the past with the present clearly indicates that you fell that this relationship ain’t gonna work too, just like the previous ones!

3. Do not compare what you give with what your partner give, it clearly shows how sincere you are, or rather how insincere you can be!

Side note: Adam is right…

p.s: Though I may be good at acting that nothing ever happened every time went wrong, I guess trying to pretend your innocence is hard. Therefore, I am not going to pretend that it is okay!

p.s: You always compare me with your past relationships. Since this is the first time, or so you claim, that you cheated in a relationship, I guess I am worst than any of them in the past, and that is why you resorted to cheating, or rather sleeping with others while we are in a relationship!

p.s: I trade off my parent’s trust, my friend’s trust to be with you. in the end, you out of any people, abused my trust. Don’t dream of ever getting it back any time soon.

p.s: Thank you adik for being by my side, comforting me till unearthly hour. Really appreciated it. And of course the shoulder to cry on.

p.s: They say karma works. I say suck on my ass. I never cheated on any of my relationships. So fuck Karma!

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Time Filler



If you still had not known, I am officially EMPLOYED. Yes. I am an employee of VIDEOEZY. And let me tell you… IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE EMPLOYED. To be almost financially independent. Yes. Give me about a two months or so to settle all the debts *winks at Audrey, Min, JY and Harlie* and I will be on my two feets again. Been longing for this feeling for quite some times.

Anyway, I enjoyed the job a lot. Free movie rentals any time I want, and free viewing of movies when no customers around. And best of all, I felt like I am paid to watch movies. How kewl is that, right? *winks*

Let’s see. What else should I update u non. Oh, Media Law exam is on Monday. I have yet to get my notes together, let alone revise them. Lucky for me, I have managed to set up a group to study together this Wednesday. Yes. This is the same group I had last sem and we did great. Am looking to fun filled quality time together with you groupies!! Waha!!

p.s: Adik. Thanks for that note on ur blog. It was so overwhelming that I teared…

p.s: To my DocPro mates, hang in there guyz. Almost complete liaoz!!!

p.s: To my study groupies, Wednesday at 10 hor!