Friday, December 30, 2005

What colour am I?






Red
Your color is red, the color of racy sportscars, blushing cheeks, and luscious roses. Red symbolizes passion, romance, and love. So, since you're ruled by red, you probably trust your feelings more than your brain and tend to act spontaneously. If you see something you want, you go for it without thinking twice — impulsive is your middle name. You don't wait around for people to make decisions, either; you dive right in. Quite the romantic, you pay close attention to your emotions. In fact, if your heart isn't in what you're doing, you won't be satisfied. Of course, even when you do pour all your energy into the projects you tackle, your impetuous nature means your passions can shift as frequently as the wind. That's why some reds have trouble with commitment. Our advice? Next time you're feeling fickle, think before you act, if possible. You might be surprised at the results. Overall, though, it's great to be red. No one lives life more completely than you do.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Random Hit



Dear Mr You know Who,
I am sick of playing in your turf,
Its time I introduce my set of rules
You’re out if you can’t dance to my tune.
Don’t try that sympathetic moves on me
Behind those glasses and the smiles I can see
Coldness and deceptions
And nothing else but a space so empty
When they see
They too will understand.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Invitation to Simplicity



Heya Peeps,

Poly Stage Factor is holding a drama production entitled Simplicity. Simplicity is a double bill featuring “The Office” and “Que-sera-sera” and will be staged on the 16th December 2005. The main objective of this drama production is to let the less fortunate to enjoy a night of dramas and to thank those who have worked hard for the community. The following are write ups of the two plays featured in the production:

The Office

Centres around the quirks and qualms of office workers in a bomb shelter firm. Audience is given a rare glimpse of what actually happens behind the desktops and the real personalities of each office workers under the pretentious suits, shirts, skirts and pants.

Que-Sera-Sera

Deals with the life of a woman who wants to break free from being bounded by tradition and old beliefs. Her triumph and her fall are all caught within this 45 minutes play.

Date: 16th December 2005
Time: 7pm
Place: Ngee Ann Polytechinic, LT 26
Admission is FREE

Person to contact: Adi, 91080597

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Horny Lyrics



On CCB news tonight, a lyricist and a playwright wannabe, Adi and JY has claimed that they have written some of the most provocative songs today. The following are excerpts from some of their songs in their album: Horny Bitches and Bastardised Songs.

“Cum Like That”

I cum for a little orgy
Wearing some skimpy clothings
Feeling a little horny
Won’t you grab my penis and take it for a ride?

(Bridge)
Cuz it’s the night
Hot sweat, hot kiss
I’m loving it all, baby
No nerds, no boredom
To filled up my life




“Get the Orgy started”

I’m cumming now so you better get the orgy started
I’m cumming now so you better get the orgy started

Get this orgy started on a Saturday night
Everybody’s waiting for me to arrive
Sendin' out the message to all of my friends
We'll be lookin fleshy in cool underwears
I got lotsa style, got my cock diamond rings
I can go for miles if you know what I mean


Get their albums at all leading stores now!

Friday, December 09, 2005

Good News for PSF-ians!!



After so much struggle, PSF is finally chosen to be among the 32 clubs and societies to be featured during the Ngee Ann's open house! More details in the following exerpt taken from an email I received today;

Dear all Staff Advisors of Clubs and Societies

We are allocated 32 booths for CCA Fiesta for Open House 2006 @ the Atrium. The whole idea is to show the diversed and varied types of CCA activities that Ngee Ann offers, and a brand new kind of lifestyle that the CCAs in Ngee Ann promotes which they cannot find in their Secondary Schools. Hopefully this will draw them to choose Ngee Ann as their first choice of school.

A selection criteria was set and the following 32 Clubs and Societies are selected to be featured for the Open House.

1. Student Union
2. Magnum Force
3. NRA Hip Hop
4. CASSC
5. International Student Club
6. Dancesports
7. Adventure Seekers
8. Computer Club
9. Malay Cultural Club
10. Indian Cultural Society
11. Taekwondo
12. Dragonboat
13. Silat
14. Cycling
15. Fencing
16. Volleyball
17. Archery
18. Divers
19. Song Composing
20. Astro Club
21. Poly Stage Factor
22. Japanese Tsubasa
23. Leo Club
24. Environment Rangers
25. French
26. Concert Band
27. Inline skating
28. HI Club
29. BB Primers
30. NP Strings
31. Outward Bounders
32. NYAA


Pst, pst, no signs of Debating Club in the list though... Maybe they decided that only one club who have sessions on Tuesdays can be featured on that day. Maybe if debate club had hold their sessions on other days, they would have stand higher chance of being featured. Then again, this is just my specualtion. I don't really have any idea on the criteria to be chosen.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Letter to YOUR BEST FRIEND



Good morning I**,

Words have it that you’re very disappointed with me. This is in regards to the mail I sent to the principal to appeal on Rahman’s behalf. I heard that you were disappointed because I “did not follow protocols”. Therefore I am writing this with the hope of clearing the air.

First of all, if you’re referring to following the hierarchy as following the protocols, I believed I have already done that. On 7th October 2005, I sent you an email explaining the situation Rahman was in. I appreciated you signing a paper with positive remarks on Rahman. However, given the situation he was at that moment, I was hoping that more could have been done. We wrote the letter, Rahman’s aunt came to school to appeal; nothing seems to work. That is when I decided to write in to the Principal. It was as a last resort. If you’re disappointed, then I am sorry, for I was desperate at that point of time.

However, I was also disappointed at your actions; bickering behind my back to my junior. When I first stepped into office, you kept emphasising on transparency. I believe I have always hold out my part of being transparent. I hope you can do the same. Thank you.

Monday, December 05, 2005

5 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME

I can't eat no seafood... I usually end up having Jolie's lips after eating them, or worse, I might puke my stomach content out...

I have nipples the size of fifty cents coins

My nipples are some of my most sensitive areas

I perspire easily...it's a wonder how i survived Singapore for the past 23 years.

Note to Harlie: Am feeling lucky liaoz...

Pst...pst... You know what i wanted to say liaoz....yes YOU!!

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Letter to Sir



Dear SIR,

I regret that things turned out foul. I still do not know the reason to your bickering behind our back. I would have respected you more should you had the balls to actually air out your dissatisfaction with us. Whatever it is, I should now attempt to clear the air out.

First of all, I am sure that you are aware of the original casts of The Art of Love. I was supposed to be one of the leading actors. However, during the show for the Freshman Orientation Convention (FOC), I have decided to relinquish my role to you as I thought it would better prepare you for our show during the Arts Camp. I was unable to perform during the Arts Camp as I was away in KL representing school in an All Asian Debating tournament.

After the show for the FOC, your best friend came up to me and asked of my reasons for relinquishing my role to you. according to your best friend, the role is not suited for you. Despite the negative criticisms thrown at your acting skills, i.e. “You just can’t act, and that you have weird ascent”, I still insisted on having you to take over my role during the arts camp.

When The Art of Love was performed for the third time, and since I have no other commitments, I decided to give it a shot. I tried to take on the role. If you were not hapy about me taking up the role, you should have just told us. I would have been more than happy to relinquish the role to you, even though, there have been multiple times when your best friend said you can’t act.

Last but not least, please, voice out your dissatisfaction in the future in the open rather than to talk behind other people’s back. Even though you have irritatingly nasal voice, and your ascent sounds weird, we will still try to listen to your opinions, just like the way we listened to you sing “For the Love of Rome”.

Lotsa Love

Adi

Wat kind of love am I?<>h4>

How You Are In Love

You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.

You give and take equally in relationships.

You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You are fickle and tend to fall out of love easily. You bounce from romance to romance.


I beg to differ

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Flashes of November



Adi: (to audience) I have been away. Away for a tad too long. It was like years to me. But what can I do? My damn charger was spoilt making it impossible for me to revive my laptop dearie. I’m sorry if you missed me. But it was really beyond my control.

(cut)

Adi: And so today is Wednesday, 30th November 2005. my laptop adaptor was giving me problem. I needed to do my radio script. So out of desperation, I went around to borrow an adaptor. I asked this obnoxious FAT bitch. She was selfish! I shall just call her LIPO, since she is fat and her name starts with L anyway.

(cut)

Adi: Lipo. Can I borrow your adaptor?

Lipo: For what?

Adi: (in my mind) So that I can stuff it into ur fucking arsehole and electrocute all ur fats away. (to her) I need to charge up my laptop.

Lipo: Can you don’t borrow from me. I am very particular with my stuff

Adi: (in my mind) Selfish Bitch! (to audience) Such a selfish bitch. Such obnoxious FAT bitch!

(cut)

Adi: But then again, my November ain’t all about bitches and bastards. It is filled with fun and laughter too.

(cut)

Harlina: How to jog?

Val: You just increase your speed a little and you must bounce.

Louis: You must bounce and must move forward like this hor. Make sure you don’t bounce on the spot.

Val: If you bounce on the spot, you just jog on the spot

(everyone laughs).

Adi: This is so going into my blog.

(cut)

Over the phone…

JY: Eh. You want to join us or not. We are opposite your working place.

Tasha: Huh? I am already home lah…

Adi: (to JY)Told you so…

Tasha: (To Jy, over the phone). What are you doing there?

JY: We are visiting Adi at his working place. Thought you might wanna join us.

Adi took the phone from JY.

Tasha: (Still thinking that JY is holding the phone). Aiyah. I always drop by the video ezy store ah but he is always not at the counter leh. Like everytime I tried to see if he is in store, he never works.

Adi: But I work on last Monday and I am working today also what...

Tasha: Oh my god. You’re not JY!!
(cut)
(through sms to a few friends)

Adi: Guys. You are invited to my annual intimate gathering in lieu of hari raya this Sunday at blk 276 choa chu kang ave 2 #06-303 after 6. C ya then!

(cut)

Adi: There is a difference between a market-eer and a sales personel. A good market-eer needs to convince to show his prowess. A good sales personel just needs to show a good sales record. The more sales he makes, the better his reputation is. Confused? Well. Take it easy aightz? Anyway, did I tell you that radio has been fun so far?

(cut)


Adi: Good morning sunshine! And the Earth says hello!

Skye: Uhh… Adi. We are on J Mania. You know. The show about Japanese anime. So it doesn’t hurt to speak a little bit of Japanese you know. And they are…

Adi: Whatever lady! Speak to the hand cos the face won’t talk.

Skye: Fine. This lady should talk to our listener then.

Travis: Haiya. The two of you ah…forever fighting with each other. Anyway, let me welcome our listeners to the show… Ira shir e masen (Welcome)

Skye: Boku wa Skye san desu.

Travis: And me! Travis san! …

Adi: Hmph! And your English speaking companion, Adi.

Travis: Okay. Guys. Come on. Let us say welcome to our listeners again. To the count of three now. One. Two. Three.

SFX: Bish sound SFX 378 Tr 29 (2 secs)

Travis: Ouch!

Adi: That’s for trying to make us look retarded!

Skye: (Shaking Travis) Ugh! Quick tell us what’s the featured anime for today!

Travis: Hai! Okay.

Adi: Actually I already know. Our featured anime for today is…

SFX: Drum roll SFX 378 Tr 29 (2 secs)


Travis: Inuyasha!!!

Adi: Eh… That’s my line!!

(cut)

Adi: Anyway, I realised that lately, I have been having customers askin me stupid questions at work. But that didn’t get me as worked as the customer who decided to rent the movie “ Life or something like it” by Angelina Jolie! Yes. I was watching the movie and I didn’t manage to catch the ending cos she decided to rent it! And yes! there is only one copy of that movie in the store! Talking about Video Ezy, anyone interested to buy Ben & Jerry’s? I can get you staff price: $3 for small tub, $9.90 for the big tub.

(cut)

Alin: Who has Hon Kong feet? Someone has Hong Kong feet!

Adi: Bei. This smell have been the same since we were at clubhouse. I suspect it is the same person

Maman: I think so too. Especially since the smell only arises when he came into the clubhouse.

(cut)

Adi: The beauty of compiling ur blog stories into one entry is that you can wirte one very long entry about the past events. The sucky thing about it, you tend to forget about what has just happened. So for now, I shall just stop rambling here. Till then, sayonara minasan! The beauty of doing radio! Learning new things everyday!