Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Disease Alert



CDC ALERT



The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.



If you should come into contact with WORK, you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.



You should immediately forward this medical alert to your friends. If you do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

p.s:Something to crack your day if it is as stressful as mine....

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

I know we're cool



Imagine that it was 8pm. You were in some crowded gym. You were already irritated as you have never liked crowds, let alone to be with them in a gym! You were wearing some random army singlet and a short blue shorts. You worked out.

Now imagine yourself all wet with perspiration. The air-con is not working properly. You were breathless from all the working out. You look tired. Wait. You are tired.

Now imagine that before the gym routine, you were at Sentosa. No. Not to bath in the glorious sun. But more like working and freezing your ass off in the museum. This is followed by 2 hours tolerating little kids going “teacher! Teacher adi!” well, on the bright side, they are among the rare people who got your name right.

Now imagine yourself near exhaustion from all these. Then came the all too familiar voice “Awak! Awak! Work out kat sini.” You could only cough out the word “Awak dah sampai sini lama.” There was an awkwardness in the air. All you could think is why is this turd smiling from ear to ear.

Now imagine that there is a song for every memories and emotions. And the only song that came shortly after that short encounter is the following song:



It's hard to remember how it felt before
Now I found the love of my life...
Passes things get more comfortable
Everything is going right

And after all the obstacles
It's good to see you now with someone else
And it's such a miracle that you and me are still good friends
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool

We used to think it was impossible
Now you call me by my new last name
Memories seem like so long ago
Time always kills the pain

Remember Harbor Boulevard
The dreaming days where the mess was made
Look how all the kids have grown
We have changed but we're still the same
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool

And I'll be happy for you
If you can be happy for me
Circles and triangles, and now we're hangin' out with your new girlfriend
So far from where we've been
I know we're cool

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Horror-scope



The Bottom Line
One of your relationships is reaching a turning point. It may be time to move on.

In Detail
Today, all signs point to the fact that one of your relationships might be reaching a turning point. You need to see things as they really are and make that decision that you have been dreading. Is it time to let them go? Things are not equitable between you two, and if they haven't made an effort to change, then the answer may be 'yes.' Talk to them today and find out how they feel about things. If they see a problem, there's hope. But if they think everything's fine, move on.


p.s: HOW APT!

Post Break up

05.06.2008

After the break-up, Adi and Amir still contacted each other. Adi tried to patched things up, but Amir kept on sayin that he is not ready. Adi and Amir then made a pact; that if either of them should find someone they want to settle with, they should inform each other, so that no one will be waiting in vain. But along the way, Amir suddenly went DEAD, until one day...

Amir: Awk. How r u?
Adi: I am fine. Thank you.
Amir: Awk kita no longer werkin at aldo tau. So kita da takde pat vivo.
Adi: oh. Abe hawk keje pat mana skrg?
Amir: Kite mintak admin kat DHL. Entah can get or not.
Adi:So skrg nie u menganggur?
Amir: Yeah. Sebab kerja i rabak ah. I nak mintak off pun susah. Then i kena keje almost non stop. When i apply urgent leave terus diorang terminate i cakap attendance poor. Btw, did u find sumone oredi?
Adi: Nope.
Amir: Oh ok.
Adi: I know you are attached already?
Amir: Mana awak tahu?
Adi: Sumone lah told me. Sumber yang boleh dipercayai.
Amir: Saper awk? I bukan nyer popular sey...
Adi: Ade lah...
Amir: Awk, bilanglah awk. Pls...
Adi: Not important ;ah who told me. Yang penting u happy with the person u r attached with.
Amir: K la. I dun force u. Awk tahu, my father tak habis habis seh bising pasal i tak keje. Dier asik cakap pasal future lah semua keluar.
Adi: Maybe dia nak ngok u jadi father yang responsible one day.
Amir: I jady father. Haha. No way i tak akan kawin awk U...we still fren rite?
Adi: Yup.
Amir: I takmo lost contact with u.
Adi: Insya’allah tak awk...