Tuesday, July 30, 2013

How to have gay sex?

I was surfing around the net one day and i came upon this question that was asked on Yahoo answers. It kinda make me lol-ed a little, but then i guess, when i first started out, i believe, i had the same question too...

What are ways to have safe gay sex?
Hey I'm ievo I'm bi and me and my boy friend wanted start having sex, but we don't know if there's a correct/safe way of doing this. For example, do we need to where condums, if so is there a specific one to use?

And for those of you who had the same question in mind, this was the best answer voted on Yahoo Answers:

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Mutual masturbation is good way to start. Oral sex (don't let him climax in your mouth, just for safety's sake) is another good way to start. Take anal sex slowly. I can't emphasize this enough, especially if you want to bottom. Use lots of lube, a quality condom and be honest if things don't feel right or it hurts.
FYI, the first few times you have anal sex, it will hurt till your sphincter (can we please have a nicer sounding name!) gets stretched out enough. Once it is, I promise you you'll want to do it over and over again!
The promise of you wanting to do it over and over again got me lol-ed...probably cos it is partially true...

Friday, July 12, 2013

Such is my Day....

Nose dripping, head swirling, throat itching, lips dry... I'm not complaining. Just telling you how my day is.... 

Third day and counting down.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

I remember having to churn out articles after articles when I was still in media school back then. There was once I had to interview 20 people in a week just to get an article well-researched, well-informed and ready to be read by gazillions of potential readers. I also remember having lots of laughs whenever I had to interview children. This next article is an example of some of the darndest things kids will say to you when you pose them an honest question.. These kids tend to answer those questions in an equally honest manner!

A group of young kids were asked how to decide who to marry and here are the results which are pretty amusing.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
 (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with. - Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don’t want any more kids. - Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
 (1) I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
 (1) When they’re rich. - Pam, age 7
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that. - Curt, age 7
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do. - Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
 (1) I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out. - Theodore, age 8
 (2) It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there? - Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is……..

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10

Monday, July 01, 2013

If only....

: There is this pinoy maid infront of me at the bus stop. She seems to be acting out a scene from a bollywood movie with her bangladeshi boyfriend. The problem was- there was no song or dance. Just lotsa crotch grabbing and breast fondling.

I was almost compelled to jump into their little scene as the villain, slashing the woman's throat and castrate the man. 

If only....